I've already got the overly-done bright blue eye shadow...I just need one of those outfits (including the nose plugs. They add a certain panache, don't you think?).
While there I picked up some helpful phrases in Chinese. I thought I would share them with you in case you have now got the urge to travel to China. In order to fully understand them, you have to read them out loud.
That's not right...Sum Ting Wong
Are you harboring a fugitive?...Hu Yu Hai Ding
See me ASAP...Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man...Dum Fuk
Small Horse...Tai Ni Po Ni
Did you go to the beach?...Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table...Ai Bang Mai Fu Kin Ni
I think you need a face lift...Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here...Wai So Dim
I thought you were on a diet...Wai Yu Mun Ching
This is a tow away zone...No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week...Wai Yu Kum Nao
Staying out of sight...Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile...Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive...Yu Stin Ki Pu
Great...Fu Kin Su Pa
Well, I didn't get my new swimming outfit, but aren't you glad I didn't leave empty handed. Feel free to use any of the above phrases on your next visit to China.
Thanks for your patience while I was taking my blogging break. I should be back on track after Labor Day. In the meantime, I'll be at the beach...albeit in my old dowdy bathing suit. Sigh.